Heh. Sorry, just picturing Jowan being punished by only getting to use safety scissors in arts and crafts - you know, in a hippie-Circle Tower where everyone is given kindergarten-style punishments. And those bitches NEVER cut the construction paper the way you want. His projects would always be the ones people just made that "well, I guess so" tongue-click at.
He did get really good at macaroni sculptures though...
He would totally get the wonky pink and white pair with the loose screw thing holding the blades together. Everyone always hated him because he used all the red glitter... only the red though... The warning signs were there all along!
It was the glitter that gave him the idea, you see. He loved the red glitter, all GLITTERY and shiny and kind of like blood and the other kids made fun of him, and as he watched them, gluing his macaroni in silence, he thought to himself "one day they will pay...one day...they will pay".
(And then they said "Jowan, you like blood so much, we'll just get you crowned prom queen and dump nug blood all over your pretty dress!" Oh, wait, wrong story.)